brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

brambledei:

fannishflightsoffancy:

you (nearly) sunk my battleship.

there are actual tear in my eyes

(via of-queenmab)


cheese3d:

i think i can accurately say that i can crush a man’s head with my thighs

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)


hipsterinatardis:

snowmercury:

hauntedpamplemousse:

orcasoup:

those moments when straight people assume you’re one of them and you feel like a gay secret agent

lesbionage

bi spy 

it’s an ace case

Secret gaygent.

(via carry-on-my-wayward-butt)



carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

""but that book character has blue/grey/light eyes so obviously they’re white!!"" ://///

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

""but that book character has blue/grey/light eyes so obviously they’re white!!"" ://///


jaclcfrost:

if i lay here

if i just lay here

would you get me my charger because my laptop is about to die

(via phobias)



babybluesuv:

royonfire:

I present to you a puppy eating watermelon.

I can’t stop thinking about this

(via whiskeyformyelephants)


I just accidentally mixed ‘I cant believe its not butter’ with my regular butter…now I don’t know what to believe.

eatingisfab:

do you sometimes wonder why you have weird friends but then you snap and realize that youre as weird as them

(via phobias)